If Microsoft Built Cars

As Bill Gates' grip on the computing world tightens, have you ever wondered what would happen if Microsoft started building cars?

NEW MODEL RELEASES

A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year instead of before it.

UPGRADING

Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

DRIVING HAZARDS

Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.

WARNING! WARNING!

The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

"NEW" FEATURES

People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they have been available in other cars for years.

 

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